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[ oh shit ]

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[ shit shit shit ]

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[ fuck shit

fuck fuck fuck shit ]

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[ why didn't he see this sooner why has he been out and about and oh god she's bonded with it oh no it's so fluffy

look at all that hair oh god he's halfway across the ground and ray can feel his throat closing up already oh god but she's so excited

shhhhhit ]

FIN :D

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Of course we can keep her! She needs a home, and I can't think of a better owner than you.

[ FUUUUUUU-- ]

after chronos

[boilover]

i'm back and chronos is gone

sorry about the workshop.

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[ bless him but ray doesn't seem to have learned his lesson-- ]

where are you? are you OK?

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i'm fine, just looking at your shithole of a workshop

... you realise this could easily still be chronos trying to trap you? stop being so readily available to die.

[Seriously, Ray. Learn. Your. Lesson.]

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[ oh shit right ]

well, you're not. i can tell. i'm a genius, remember?

[boilover]

Really?

Then why didn't you tell when Chronos messaged you before?

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i was geniusing other things and that was one thing too many to keep up with?

[boilover]

Bullshit. Luckily I ain't him so you can come and be stupid if you want.

There's a cat here. Why is there a cat here?

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i know you're not him!!! i checked this time.

sarah adopted it.

[ and that's all that needs to be said about it ever thank you very much ]

[boilover]

How did you check?

You're allergic to cats. I think. I lost track, you're allergic to everything.

[Like bread. Or something like that anyway. What kind of weirdo is allergic to bread?]

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it's magic tech but it's still tech. i can match the signature to previous messages you've sent me.

[ your favorite weirdo ever that's who. ]

it's fine! i can take medicine for it.

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what if chronos is working with an evil ray and they found a way around it to trick you?

still seems like a shit idea but whatever. It usually works for you.

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you mean my mirror? i know how he works. he wouldn't team up with anyone.

[ unless it guaranteed him another shot at a very particular real. ]

[boilover]

Never say never.

So the workshop is a bomb site. You want a hand sorting it? It's a one time offer.

[It pains him to tidy anything but he does feel a tiny bit bad. Just a tiny bit.]

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that'd be great, yeah!

but this isn't your fault, you know. you don't owe me anything for what mirrors do.

[boilover]

No. I don't owe you.

I don't owe you and I'm not sorry. Not even a little bit. I didn't do anything wrong.

Now get your ass here, let's clean some of this shit up.

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i'm coming! i had to stop for java.

wait do you want some coffee? i can go back.

[boilover]

no, i got beer. i'm good.

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what about cupcakes? darcy made these really good gluten free double chocolate ones this week!

[boilover]

bring the cupcakes then

wait

aren't the gluten free ones gross as hell? get me a normal one.

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no! they're really good. i think they're better than the normal ones actually. kinda like brownies. you'll like them i promise.