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ʜᴀɪʀᴄᴜᴛ ([personal profile] shrinkage) wrote2015-05-31 10:50 am
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boilover: (ain't she a beaut?)

accidental video 1/??

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-09 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mick shouldn't have left his phone on the side while he got himself more beer from the mini fridge and placed Axel on top of it, the device seemed to have a mind of it's own sometimes and the rats little feet didn't help.

Rat gets an accidental video of a rat's belly and front feet, his head slightly in view as he sniffs around.]
boilover: (and it'd never be as pretty)

accidental video 2/??

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-09 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[After a lot of nothingness, when things look like an ordinary buttdial - only with a rat instead of a butt - Mick starts to talk under his breath.

Is he doing a bad impression of Leonard? You bet your ass he is.

Drawl and everything.]


Telling me not to leave my pants on his floor. Prissy asshole. Like his room is something special.

'Mick, don't make my room into a disaster area, it's already bad enough going into yours. You're a mess, Mick. Be tidier, Mick. Blah fucking blah.'


[Mick hisses in annoyance and the sound of him opening his beer is clear.]
boilover: (like not half as gay)

accidental video to text 3/4

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-09 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait

Is Axel on his phone? Oh Great.]


Buddy! Get your butt off my phone.

[The rat scurries back and stamps on a button, sending it to text mode instead.]

lhehl

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boilover: (nothing can compare)

annnd then voice

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-09 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not until he picks up Axel, looks at the device, looks at what's been sent and realises who it's been sent to that he realises this

this could be a problem.

So there is a very insistent voicemail left by Mick. His tone can only be described as scary.]


Haircut. If you heard anything, you forget about it right now? Do you hear me? I will break you?

[There's a beat.]

If you heard nothing then forget them.
boilover: (oh yeah fire)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-09 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine.

[He can hear that grin. He wants to punch that grin off your dumb face.]

You got a problem, Haircut?
boilover: (they barely know what it is)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-15 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever you did or didn't see, hear or whatever, you ain't gonna breath a word about it?

[He huffs lightly.]

Or I'll tell your girlfriend you're allergic to that kitten she loves so much. Then I'll tape the damn thing to your face.
boilover: (all up in my face)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-21 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Vacbot?

[Mick is very unsure. He doesn't really want robots doing his tidying. Or his anything. That is exactly how robots end up rising up and coming at him. No. Thank. You.]

How about I don't tidy and everyone gets off my back?
boilover: (but sometimes just leave things to burn)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-22 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[You may not be able to see it, safely hidden behind your device, but Mick is glaring a rage filled glare. How dare you stretch out his name. You dick.]

You're such a little shit. [How did not more people see this?] Give me the damn bot and I won't pound your ass.

[It might get Leonard off his back... and he doesn't have to be around the robot all the time... right?]
boilover: (i'm so witty sometimes)

[personal profile] boilover 2017-06-22 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ballbuster.

[As in he will bust your balls if you don't do this for him.]