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[blackbirdsing]

We should get a cat. Not just because I spilled milk all over the floor and thought if we had a cat it wouldn't go to waste.

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[blackbirdsing]

Wait, are you allergic to cats?

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[blackbirdsing]

Look, this kitten was abandoned when someone left.

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[blackbirdsing]

I'm holding it. Her. The kitten's a girl. She's purring on my chest.

Ray I accidentally bonded with her. I named her Inky in my head.

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[blackbirdsing]

Please don't be allergic to cats. Can we keep her?

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[ why didn't he see this sooner why has he been out and about and oh god she's bonded with it oh no it's so fluffy

look at all that hair oh god he's halfway across the ground and ray can feel his throat closing up already oh god but she's so excited

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FIN :D

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Of course we can keep her! She needs a home, and I can't think of a better owner than you.

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this is glorious omg

[blackbirdsing]

[ Sarah's grinning and sends him a selfie of her and the cat. ]
Inky thanks you for her new home and promises to be as low key as possible.

Thanks, baby.

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[ he doesn't text back, just edits the photo to draw kitty ears and whiskers on her in pink and sends it back ]